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The Beard Fashion of US Prisons: Epic Mugshots

The lumberjack trend is clinging to its last hopes. The masculine beards are being replaced by clean-shaven preppy boy looks. But only not in prisons! Here, creativity and imagination rule the beard trend. So, presenting the mugshot lookbook of facial hair fashion across the US prisons. 

1. The Smiling Devil

A pop of red never hurt nobody, right? Well, you're in a mugshot so maybe someone did get hurt after all. Now we know what this smiling devil will be filling his time with. Keeping this trend up in a place where scissors are considered weapons might be a little hard though.

2. Add a gallon of Robert De Niro, mix with a spoonful of Salvador Dali

Now, I am a firm believer that the human body is a canvas where we often express ourselves artistically. Looking at this mugshot, I have no doubts this man has at least some artistic talent, otherwise, how do you sport this mustache in the 21st century ... in jail. 

3. Do you see bangs or a mustache? 

We bet this is a mustache, only a misplaced one. It's also awkwardly comfortable to grab if you happen to be in a fight with this gentleman. 

4. Semi-Beard

Judging from the straight line, this couldn't have been an "arrested while shaving" situation. Nope. This look was planned, executed, and probably considered popular by its creator. Maybe he was saving his left side for official meetings and dates, and the right one for lazy evenings on the couch. Trying to be efficient here.

5. A golden ball of fluffy fur

Even my golden retriever is not this golden! We'll admit this is adding to the cuteness indicator more than we'd think it would, but there is clearly more need for a beard conditioner.

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