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Epic Mugshots: Wrong Day to Have Bad Makeup

You may not be the most fashionable crowd, but here's something you should always remember. A quote from the legendary Coco Chanel:

“I don't understand how a woman can leave the house without fixing herself up a little - if only out of politeness. And then, you never know, maybe that's the day she has a date with destiny. And it's best to be as pretty as possible for destiny.” 

Destiny may come in a form of a job or a suiter for some of us, others, however, may be facing their destiny behind bars, even for just a night. In any case, making sure you look your best for your mugshot might be worth a thought, if becoming a mugshot celebrity is not in your plans for the near future. Here are seven creative people who had different plans. 

1. Simplicity is the key. 

Maintaining beauty and hygiene standards can be tough in jail, and this gentleman here came up with an easy solution. No hair, don't care! One can always spare a few seconds to draw a couple black lines, everything else can be skipped.

2. Joker would never take his makeup off!

Can you imagine the badass joker taking his makeup off for a mugshot? Yes, we don't think so too! The only conclusion we can come to is that YOU, young man, are an imposter. How dare you!

3. I was supposed to be a pretty butterfly.

Well, a butterfly's life is too short to waste on boredom, so you may as well get into some trouble. 

4. I believe I can create art!

There is always a fine line in using makeup to stress a few facial features and painting an entirely new face. But even if you're a fan of the latter one, we hope you're at least more talented than this mugshot celebrity. Oh, and those lips, Kylie Jenner should take notes and learn.

5. Why so sad?

If the sun has not come out in your town today, if birds are no longer singing, and if a couple police officers are arresting you right now, pause, and come up with a fun makeup and make yourself smile through that.

6. Oh, those eyes!

You know how eyes are the mirrors of your soul? Make sure to put up some epic gates to let the judge now how clean your soul is.

7. We heard eyebrows are in trend now!

You heard it all right! But you may have missed the details. In any case, if you're ever in jail and need to create a tough image, let this photo be your cheat sheet. Because if she did this to herself, God knows what she can do to you, right?